Welcome to the Shit Museum where you can find all types of shitty works of art. The Shit Museum is located in Shitville USA. Asshole, the town Mayor welcomes all visitors to his shitty town. Shitville is easily accessible on the Hershey Highway. Unfortunately due to the massive amounts of shit that created the town there are no occupants but the Mayor.
Little Shit (AKA Cockita) is the museums coordinator and presentater. Cockita has worked long and hard through mounds of shit to create a special interactive presentation in the Shit Museum. Although there are no current residents in Shitville, thousands of people come to visit every day.
In the museum there are shit splatter exhibits, tall shit exhibits, piles of shit exhibits, little shit exhibits and exhibits of all colors and consistencies. There is even a special hall of shitty smells that range from rosie shit to down right "get the fuck out" shit.
We hope you come to visit our town soon. For brochure information please email www.welcometoshitvilleusa.com and leave your name and adress and we'll send you out a colorful brochure with all of our latest attractions. For travel you can take the Shitville train into our illustrious shitty train station. Till then, have an ultra shitty day!
Sign: Asshole, mayor of Shitville
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